Back in 2001, these phrases (if you like) set us off. Here is the full list.
- “Bacon is a form of comfort.”
- Batson: “Beans aren't.”
- “Life is a bean bag.”
- “Believing is not knowing.”
- Batson: “I spank myself with a large chocolate doughnut.”
- Batson: “I'm possessed by a large banana.”
- Batson: “It is forbidden for beggars, vagrants, itinerant musicians and females of doubtful reputation to be within 100 yards of me.”
- “The Virgin Mary had an affair.”
- “If anybody asks, I've become a sheep.”
- “God is a bastard and needs a spade.”
For a rationale and some history as to why such phrases exist, visit the about and history pages.
